Say something about gay babies.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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