Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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