dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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