is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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