found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
you never un-have a 4some
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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