I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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