we made out on top of his cat.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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