he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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