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Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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