I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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