it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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