So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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