i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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