No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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