new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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