a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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