Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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