If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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