Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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