He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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