So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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