I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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