At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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