I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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