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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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