"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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