Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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