He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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