So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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