Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
