i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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