i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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