she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
false alarm, still single
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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