Sponge bath it is.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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