My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
