Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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