remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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