What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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