You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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