i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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