I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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