Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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