i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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