So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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