Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Randomize