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(248): View more from Michigan

Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.

(248): View more from Michigan

I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it

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Yeah...you probably will...

(248): View more from Michigan

well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.

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(631): View more from New York

peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york

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(816): View more from Missouri

I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring

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(416): View more from Toronto

I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.

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(509): View more from Washington

my penis made a compromise with my morals

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