Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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