I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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