dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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