So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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