you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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