Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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