I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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