Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Watching her eat just hurts me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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