We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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