just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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