He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
